Vampires

February 27, 2013 at 8:06 PM (A Day in the Life)
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I am taking the steak out of the package for dinner and the absorbent pad is stuck to the bottom.

Me-Yuck (as I peel it off)
Sav- What’s that?!
Me- The pad they put in the package to absorb all the blood and juice.
Sav- (shocked!) Why would they do that??!! That’s the best part!!!

Me- (Giving a high five) Yea!! Grantpa would proud!

Later over dinner…

Sav- What if they didn’t put those pads in the bottom of the package and we could have all the extra juice-sauce for ourselves.

(oh in a perfect world…)

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Clarification

February 13, 2013 at 9:51 AM (JEWELS)

I would just like to clarify the previous post. That was a brief glimpse inside the mind of a 12-year-old boy. I was just as confused as you were.

🙂

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Theoretical Run on Sentence

February 12, 2013 at 8:23 PM (JEWELS)
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“If I had a dog that I was really attached to, you know like Nova, and I had rats, I would inject them with the genes of jellyfish and lobsters because jellyfish and lobsters are genetically immortal.”

It took me a minute ,I know with the ‘Huh’ look on my face. You have to really use rdeductive reasoning skills here. Let me interpret:

If I had a dog that I was very fond of and didn’t want it to ever die and I had experimental lab rats; I would inject the lab rats with the genes of jellyfish and lobsters because they are genetically immortal to see if I could theoretically create an immortal lab rat GMO-type hybrid to perfect the process before I conducted the same said experiment on my dog that I love so much so it will be immortal and never die.

“….So it would be here for my whole life and my kids and their kids….”

(I repeated this sentece in my head over and over so I could run to the PC before I lost it. lol)

So if you happen to be a dog that he is not so attached to; you are on your own. Which could be a good thing or a bad thing depending on your point of view. 🙂

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