I am taking the steak out of the package for dinner and the absorbent pad is stuck to the bottom.

Me-Yuck (as I peel it off)
Sav- What’s that?!
Me- The pad they put in the package to absorb all the blood and juice.
Sav- (shocked!) Why would they do that??!! That’s the best part!!!

Me- (Giving a high five) Yea!! Grantpa would proud!

Later over dinner…

Sav- What if they didn’t put those pads in the bottom of the package and we could have all the extra juice-sauce for ourselves.

(oh in a perfect world…)