Mark H. Bennett

We all know that the funeral business is a racket and Mark would not want any money spent on any kind of stupid funeral services. He always said, “Why should I pay to die when I can die for free?!”  So instead we spent a lot less on a lot of food and beer and shared with the neighborhood. He would have been proud.

He was a great man whose heart was bigger than his barrel chest could contain. He would give you the shirt off his back, even if that shirt was one of 47 that he bought 30 years ago when they quit making them and he cleaned the entire chain of Big and Tall stores out of stock.

He had many sayings that I hated when I was younger and came to love as I grew. Pato Sopa! There is no free lunch! He told me, “Wimpy, if you are wrong, say you are wrong and do your best to make it right. But if you are right; scream like HELL!”

He taught me the importance of a hard day’s work. That it will take you farther in this life than anything else ever can. He taught me how to dig holes in the ground, patch drywall with phone book pages, build a fence and how to change my tire. He also taught me that it doesn’t take blood to make a father.

He has left behind a very large pair of bibs to fill.

As he would say, “I don’t do grief.” and “If you don’t have humor; you don’t have anything.”

The last time I spoke to him was two days before he passed; we had a 30 second phone conversation. So to quote the last words he ever said to me in this life:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?        

Talk to you later.



  1. Claudia said,

    March 10, 2013 at 8:41 PM

    I loved this. I remember all of those things you shared and have shared them with many. He was sooo wise. Such a “great” dad!!! So sorry for you all. There is “no one” who cold possible fill his shoes. Love you Shannon

  2. auntkrazy said,

    March 10, 2013 at 8:45 PM

    This is so very nice. Well done!

    NKR iPhone

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