Birds Don’t Smoke

My husband smokes cigars. Not proudly.

The reason I am telling you this is because we have birds that work for the Cancer Society.

Seriously.

Mr. Martin doesn’t smoke a whole cigar at once. It takes him three or four lights to smoke one. He then puts in on the porch railing to save until later.

Unless…

it is stolen and disposed of by a bird who obviously works for the Cancer Society.

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3 Comments

  1. Claudia said,

    May 25, 2012 at 6:11 PM

    Oh, I love it!!! Does Mr. Bird have a relative who could come to the Wells house?? Jim tries to smoke w/out me seeing him, so he does the puff or 2 then slides it on a ledge for later.

  2. GRANNY said,

    May 25, 2012 at 7:14 PM

    HAVING DEALT WITH A FEW OF THE NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES A FEW YEARS AGO,FROM SMOKING IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT PAST, I SAY BULLY FOR THE BIRD!!! HAVING A SUSPICIOUS MIND, AND HAVING RAISED A COUPLE OF BOYS, ARE YOU SURE IT’S A BIRD??????

  3. Vic said,

    May 26, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    LOL….Granny has a point ! Or maybe my sister has been by to visit.


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