Community Property

Husband- ” You stole my cookies!”

Wife – ” We’re married. That means you’re contractually obligated to share your Girl Scout cookies with me.”

Husband- ” Thou shalt not steal!”

Wife – “Married.”

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2 Comments

  1. Dad said,

    January 26, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    Don’t fight children, share and share alike.

  2. GRANNY said,

    January 27, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    ‘NUFF SAID!!!!


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