Tids-n-Bits

Belief: Something in the water in the Sacramento Valley truly makes people crazy.

On the home front: The rooster was MIA for three days. After finally being rescued from under a bucket by the back fence, we can only guess that he tried to perch on the edge of the empty bucket and flipped it over on himself perfectly….or my theory- the hens finally decided to take a stand and ganged up on him. He was alive, dehydrated and thankful to be released.

Warning: Doctors are morons. Do not believe anything they tell you without checking for yourself first. Even if that includes probing your own orifices. Trust me. I learned this the hard way.

Fact: 99% of the population of America do not know what the passing/fast lane is actually used for.

Suspicion: Chicken cooked under a bucket for a week would not smell good.

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5 Comments

  1. Claudia said,

    August 14, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    I don’t know about Sacramento, but I agree with everything you listed. Enjoy life, it passes fast!!! Love you

  2. GRANNY said,

    August 15, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    EXCELLENT DEDUCTION RE: BUCKET-COOKED CHICKEN!!

  3. kr said,

    August 15, 2010 at 12:25 PM

    So was the chicken dead????

  4. kr said,

    August 16, 2010 at 9:35 AM

    duh…I didn’t read as well as I should. So the poor old rooster is still clucking.

  5. Vic said,

    August 21, 2010 at 7:28 AM

    I’m rooting for the hens.


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